Twitter

The things which motivate me to update my blog are often rather random and even more often disjointed. That sentence hardly makes sense but we'll roll with it.
So here's the sitch.
Today I got to work and logged onto my email, to see if I had any assignments I needed to grade. What should greet me upon opening my inbox, but an email from twitter!

Now think what you will about Twitter. Some people really like it, but I personally am not the hugest fan. I don't have a tremendous problem with it, or really any problem with it at all. However, I'd prefer to use facebook and I just don't use my twitter account all that often. As was evidenced by the email.

The subject line read, "Take 2 minutes and get back on twitter!"

So whatever. I opened it up. Here are literal word for word excerpts from the message they sent me. Ahem.
"We've missed you on Twitter!" Twitter can "personally reflect you and your interests" and my personal favorite: "you'll see how quickly Twitter becomes an invaluable part of your life."

An invaluable part of my life?!

I am so sorry, but if anyone really feels that way about their twitter, it just needs to end friend. When I think about  "invaluable parts" of my life I think of my family, friends, writing, dancing, and the gospel. Twitter sure doesn't make that list, people. And it never will. No matter what I put on my twitter timeline to personally reflect me.

So, playing the overly attached girlfriend in the new hit "Clingy" will be Twitter. I'm predicting and hoping they win an award.