Twitterpated

A couple days ago, I wrote a long and rambling blog post about dance at college thus far. I explained the intricacies of the dance audition, and my abundant excitement for the folk dance team.
Just as I went to post... BAM. It somehow deleted. Everything. I pushed publish, and then it was all gone. And it was most concerning.
When things like that happen my next instinct is to write a post saying "GRRR! I JUST SPENT TWENTY MINUTES TELLING YOU ALL ABOUT MY LIFE AND NOW IT'S GONE!"
This is something I didn't do, and this is something I don't really feel the need to do now, and I will tell you why.
But vaguely. Ever so vaguely. (That was to be said the way Anthony Andrews says 'but slowly, ever so slowly' in the Scarlet Pimpernell, for those of you who were wondering.)
Why so vague? (Yep, we just segued from Anthony Andrews to Heath Ledger.)
Well, because I'm not sure who is actually going to end up reading this! And too much information in the hands of the wrong individual could prove disastrous, and potentially mortifying.
The news, though, I know you are all waiting for the news.

For the first time in a long time I am well and truly twitterpated.

This is something which deserves a post, wouldn't you agree?